I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.
football alphabet (insp.)
my dirty talk in bed doesn’t normally include discussing transfer rumors or tactics for next season.
CRYING wTF AT THIS ANON
- whether or not dudes are ~intimidated~ by a working knowledge of soccer is not our problem, and none of our business
- CAN YOU IMAGINE DISCUSSING TRANSFER RUMORS/TACTICS IN BED
- "oh yeah baby strip me down like Southhampton during this transfer window"
- "what position’s your favorite? Doggy style? Oh mine’s the wingback, or sometimes the false 9"
- "your bbc is not as impressive as Real Madrid’s bbc…eaux"
- "hey, boo. i’m like Real Madrid in the season of 2012-2013. I’ll give you everything you want, but in the end, I’ll let you finish first ;)”
- "we should fuck on the table tonight. no nonono not the La Liga table. The EPL one"
Rarely giffed Amy Pond (requested by hermiornegranger)